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Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.
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Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system....
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds....
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Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!...
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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst...
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website....
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....
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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the...
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Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important...
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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket....
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...