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Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want to mention it.
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Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c...
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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec...
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Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us...
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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut....
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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