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When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.
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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source...
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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."...
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Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."...
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Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!...
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What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine....