| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
| | 2. | Category: Computer jokes | | The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes | | Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
| | 8. | Category: Computer jokes | | How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes | | Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
| | 10. | Category: Computer jokes | | If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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