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What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....
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What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft...
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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid"....
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Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin...
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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut....
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"...
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s...
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Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons....
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."...
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Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat....