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Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.
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One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction...
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain...
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does....
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Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system....
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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C...
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite....
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows"....