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Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.
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What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive....
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows"....
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Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the...
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea...
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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t...
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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is...
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What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine....
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Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c...
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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa...
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Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons....