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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve got or dont use any at all.
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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."...
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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c...
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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big...
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What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!...
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Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday...
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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil...
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Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici...
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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is...