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Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facing the screen.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations....
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Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"...
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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu...