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Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
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Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want t...
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What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar....
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig...
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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source...