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Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of crackling.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet....

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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The...

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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"...

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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou...

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Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head....

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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem....

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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"...

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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard....

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Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o...

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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed...