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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON...
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website....
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Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons....
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How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75...
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Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are....
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips....
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Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c...
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...