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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod....
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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem....
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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"...
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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk....
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1...
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But...
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...