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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of...
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Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important...
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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c...
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Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!...
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...
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Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."...
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What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft...
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou...
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Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."...
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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec...