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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white.......
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A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from...
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The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....
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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut....
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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"...
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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON...
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Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605...
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Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and...
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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W...