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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin...
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Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want t...
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Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"...
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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem....
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Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o...
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A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the...
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A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici...