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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label....
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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f...
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...
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Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head....
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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the...
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Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat....
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Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important...
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An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i...
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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is...
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Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons....