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A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS"."G.O.O.D" answered his wife.
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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem....
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The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1...
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Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the...