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Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.
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Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away....
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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of...
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This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for...
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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is....
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."...
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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem....
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet....
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Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head....
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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught...
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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c...