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What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.

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Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head....

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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par...

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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"...

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?...

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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea...

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Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons....

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers....

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What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!...