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Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is....
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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t...
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To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer....
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine....
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Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!...
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does....
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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac...
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Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g...
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows"....
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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut....