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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-technical people.
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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid"....
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds....
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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go...
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But...
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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed...
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use...
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Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website....
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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig...