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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
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The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....
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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged...
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A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici...
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Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605...
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How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75...
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After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see...
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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul...
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you....
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....
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Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa...