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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite....
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A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and...
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Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label....
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash....
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Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem...
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou...
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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level....
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Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!...
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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket....
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What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive....