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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid". The tech explained that the computers "bad" and "invalid" responses shouldnt be taken personally.
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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big...
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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON...
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Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk...
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Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t....
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What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft...