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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid". The tech explained that the computers "bad" and "invalid" responses shouldnt be taken personally.
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows"....
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips....
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Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to...
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What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar....
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Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday...
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....
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Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block....
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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t...
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1...
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist....