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A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.

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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged...

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After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see...

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Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are....

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What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive....

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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...

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Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605...

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Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose....

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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid"....

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds....