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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will...
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet....
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"...
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Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o...
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Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the...
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website....
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Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!...
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Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."...
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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk...
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A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the...