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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite....
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash....
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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"...
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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst...
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....
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Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to...