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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....
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Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem...
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1...
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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac...
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Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!...