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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go...
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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst...
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use...
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....
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A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder...
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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par...
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Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?...
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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha...
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Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2...
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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk....