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| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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