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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.
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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk...
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....
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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of...
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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed...
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea...
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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the...
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use...
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After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see...
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My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI....
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet....