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Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website....
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then...
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Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!...
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One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction...
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When do computers go to sleep?When its internight....
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Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2...
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash....
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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged...
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca...
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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the...