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What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft
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What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar....
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Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white.......
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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist....
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Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday...
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A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n...
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Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma...
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Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa...