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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca...
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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of...
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website....
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But...
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