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- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips....
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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source...
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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W...
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac....
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you....
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....
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Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti...
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Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"...
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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par...