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- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"...
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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of...
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds....
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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t...
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This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s...
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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is....
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk....
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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"...