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Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst...
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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is....
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The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac....