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Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2
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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The...
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips....
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk....
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou...
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After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see...
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What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine....
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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the...
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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is...
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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t...
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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged...