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Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2
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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source...
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Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something....
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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of...
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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the...
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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."...
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website....
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Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!...
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Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!...
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."...
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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C...