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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.
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Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head....
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash....
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