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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite....
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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of...
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One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction...
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Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."...
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you....
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A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and...
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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac...
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This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s...