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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.
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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of...
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist....
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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil...
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash....
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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of...
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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"...
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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed...
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...
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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is....
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A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the...