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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain...
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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem....
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."...
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Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D...
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You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor...