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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft...
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What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese....
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To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer....
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"...
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A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the...
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine....
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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"...
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Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations....
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This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for...
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Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!...