JOKES ::
SEARCH ::
Category 8211/10/2007
Computer jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
More Computer Jokes:
Category
Computer jokes
The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...
Category
Computer jokes
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine....
Category
Computer jokes
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil...
Category
Computer jokes
What is a computer virus?A terminal illness....
Category
Computer jokes
Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem...
Category
Computer jokes
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha...
Category
Computer jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist....
Category
Computer jokes
Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away....
Category
Computer jokes
A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n...
Category
Computer jokes
Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are....