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Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didnt have to bend down to pet it....

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?One good turn deserves another....

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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?Take the words right out of his mouth....

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What did the dog use to make his kite?Flypaper....

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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?A plain clothes police dog !...

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Why cant Chihuahuas run marathons? Theyre short of breath!...

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !...

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Q: Why does a dog wag its tail? - A: No one else will do it for them...

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What do dogs have that no other animal has ?Puppy dogs !...

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How do you find your dog if hes lost in the woods ?Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !...