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Dog jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?He made a spectacle of himself.

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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?Two dogs howling at the moon....

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?"I must throw that doggie out the win...

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Why doesnt a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot....

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How do you find your dog if hes lost in the woods ?Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !...

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A collie-flower !...

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Why didnt the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?Because the captain stood on the deck....

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What do you call a dog with no legs ?It doesnt matter what you call him, he still wont come !...

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What do you call an alcoholic dog ?A whino !...

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?Wire haired terriers !!...

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed...