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Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !
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Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but theres a moose on the loose !...
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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !...
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What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !...
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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...
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Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!...
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One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I...
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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !...
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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !...
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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !...
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Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !...