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Mouse jokes

One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !...

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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...

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Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !...

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What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !...

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...

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What is a mouses favorite record ? Please cheese me !...

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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !...

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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !...

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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !...