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Mouse jokes
One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
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Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !...
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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !...
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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !...
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel....
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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...
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One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I...
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Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !...
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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !...
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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...
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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !...