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A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to amarriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning andlistening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug.He looked at the man and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least oncea day!"The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "OK, what time do you wantme to bring her back tomorrow?"

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