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11/10/2007
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A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porchtogether, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked,"Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch yourass?"The little boy answered no.Grandpa said "Then youre not man enough to have a beer."A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa,can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch yourass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not manenough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of thehouse With a cookie.Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?"Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied,"Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."

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