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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,"Mom, whats sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educationaltheories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the trickysubject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form whichhe had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get allthat into this one little square?"

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