Category
3
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Dirty jokes

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!"The doctor asks, "Whats your problem?"The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my morning flagpole...givethe wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpoolwith the next door neighbors wife who gives me a blow job during the rideto work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, Igo into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young officegirls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a goodboning. For afternoon tea, I give the bosss wife a good servicing.Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give thewife another screw.......""So...????" asked the doctor. "Whats your problem???"The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"

More Dirty Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his househe found that his bride had disappeared. He got ve...

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

What is the definition of making love? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her....

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Why do men masturbate?Its sex with someone they love....

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride...

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking....

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Q: Why is a blonde like Australia?A: Theyre both down under, and no one cares....

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

What are three words you dread the most while making love?"Honey, Im home."...

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar...

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election....

Category
0 stars
Dirty jokes

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, Im M...