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11/10/2007
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Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.- Give me some roll, Winnie!- Its not a roll, its a bun.- Give me some bun, Winnie!- Its not a bun, its a bap.- Give me some bap, Winnie!- Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You cant even make up your mind!

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