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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "Whats the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."

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