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On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

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