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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""Thats the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area...
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Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own....
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a...
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What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting...
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant....
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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour....
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies...
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description...
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Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him....