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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""Thats the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....