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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""Thats the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour....
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work...
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A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st...
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost...
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Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year....
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."...
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers...
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Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card....
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A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and...
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The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas...