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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows - maybe theyre picklish!...

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Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!...

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What is the hamburgers motto?If at first you dont succeed, fry, fry again!...

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!...

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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?They saw the salad dressing!...

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What old-time song is the burgers favourite?Hammy - as sung by Al Jolson!...

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Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!...

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Who is the hamburgers favourite actress?Candice Berger!...

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...

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What happens when two burgers fall in love?They live together in holy meatrimony!...