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Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!...

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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?Very rare-ly....

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!...

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Who was the burgers favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!...

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How do you make a hamburger smile?Pickle it gently!...

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Are hamburgers male?Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!...

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?Fry-by-night!...

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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?They saw the salad dressing!...

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Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!...

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!...