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Burger jokes

What old-time song is the burgers favourite?Hammy - as sung by Al Jolson!

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Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!...

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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out t...

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What is a hamburgers favourite story?Hansel and Gristle!...

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Why do burgers run the gauntlet?To test their meattle!...

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!...

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Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!...

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?Youve got no beef, soldier!...

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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!...

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?Ive been flamed!...

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Who can beat any burger at golf?Any LINKS sausage!...