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Burger jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?Youve got no beef, soldier!

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How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions...

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Where does a burger go on vacation?The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!...

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When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?When somebody says, Well done!...

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQs?They loin fast!...

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!...

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Why do burgers run the gauntlet?To test their meattle!...

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Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!...

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When do burgers quit their jobs?The day they decide to meat LOAF!...

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Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?The Cincinnati Reds -because theyre the Big Bread Mac...

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?Ive been flamed!...