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Burger jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?Ketchup baseball!...

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What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?How the meaty have fallen!...

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What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold...

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!...

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the lamb, where did it go?Oh, ewe know!...

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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!...

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?Its PAN-demonium!...

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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!...

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What old-time song is the burgers favourite?Hammy - as sung by Al Jolson!...

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?Cook-a-doodle-do!...